"Casey is a thousand virgins cooler than you." "You are not one...but SEVENTY thousand virgins cooler than most people." "I'm sorry you're well endowed!" "My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in." "Casey, your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet." "Please teach me how to be awesome." "You are not a dirty Jew." "You're so adorable when you eat."
You are now jealous.
----- I want to be your resident. I like long walks on the nuclear bay. -----